Correlation between ladies under hair and men's facial hair?

Apparently, it's summer - but the UK didn't read the memo! I'm currently sat inside, feeling cold despite wearing a cardigan and slippers on, I'm surrounded by washing that I dared not leave outside w

Sat here thinking I'll just update this and that on the website - I knew it had been a while but I'm 2 months shy of 2 years since the last update!?! OK, OK, I have a 2 year old, well 2.5 going on 10